Limoncello asked:


A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later. The woman says, Unbutton your shirt. So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.

Give Blood asked:


If one has had no career outside the home they do not get Social Security. A mother does much more work than many career women but is punished in old age.

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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later. The woman says, Unbutton your shirt. So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.

lisa w asked:


A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later. The woman says, Unbutton your shirt. So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.

arfa54321 asked:


A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later. The woman says, Unbutton your shirt. So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.

AMERICA FIRST asked:


And with these young Men Woman coming home from the War disabled before they had a chance to build a Nest egg to fall back on. There are more Men women coming home Disabled in this War then there was in Vietnam and Korea but together It is very hard to make a living on SSDI alone and with the high cost of everything that is Associated with being disabled. These Men Woman gave a lot for there Country it is time we do more for them if everyone was taxed the same across the board on all income a flat tax of 15% for everyone no right off and not stop paying after $90,000. There are a lot of people in this Country that make more then $90,000 and most have very good tax advisors that find all the loop holes and right offs. They say they pay more others say they pay less but a flat tax no deductions or right offs it would be fair for all and SSI would not be in trouble of running out of mone
I am sure I am going to get a lot of negitive remarks here from people that are not disabled

North Korea *****! asked:


Is this a good case of welfare fraud?

Bagbalm Catdew asked:


A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later.

The woman says, Unbutton your shirt.

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me, and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too

Russian T asked:


A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later.

The woman says, Unbutton your shirt.

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me, and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.