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lisa w asked:


A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later. The woman says, Unbutton your shirt. So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.

♥ G ♥ asked:


Social Security

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said ‘Unbutton your shirt.’

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants… you might have gotten disability, too.’
Ricardo, Of course it is a Joke!

Russian T asked:


A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later.

The woman says, Unbutton your shirt.

So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me, and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.

DC asked:


A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. I will have to go home and come back later.

The woman says, Unbutton your shirt. So he opens his shirt revealing curly
silver hair. She says, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,
and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She says, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability allowance as well!